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I work for UHaul. One day, while helping a guy get his trailer wiring fixed on his H2, I was joking around and asked him if he knew what the D ring on the rear bumper of his truck was for. He said he did not know. I told him it was so my Rover could pull him out when he gets stuck. He actually filed a complaint!
Rover owners don't need inflated egos. They have Rovers!
Brockflock
Disco I SD '99 Stock 144k mi. New stock suspension, new steering box, new rear shaft joints, Cooper Discovery ATR's and announcing a totally redone set of heads. May 2013: Brakes converted to Defender style: Calipers, stainless flex lines, drilled, slotted and vented rotors. Stops like it hit a wall when you stand on them now!
12-2016 update: Coopers are done. Michelin Defender LTXs on the way!
4WD Extreme Member
Lucky he didn't sue you for emotional distress. LOL
Tom
62 88 Regular
67 109 NADA x2
79 Lightweight
95 D1 R380
95 D90 300tdi R380
97 D1 ZF
Four wheel drive allows you to get stuck
in places even more inaccessible.
4WD Extreme Member
lol
NCLR VP HAM KJ7RRC
93 LWB RRC 3 inch rte lt-230, 35x12.5/15 bfg km2, GBR 4.14 with trutracs front and rear, Rovertracks front Hd axles and cv's, Ashcroft Hd rear axles,
Rte rear trailing arms,Warn 8k, Custom bumpers front and rear, Flowmaster exhaust ,custom sliders GRB F+R driveshaft, RTE steering links. 12 in Bilstien 7100's
4WD Hard Member
Sounds like he suffered from Small Penis Syndrome.
4WD Extreme Member
Here's my take on it.
An elephant was wandering through the jungle one day when he
heard squealing noises coming from a well-known quicksand pit. So
he rushed over to the pit and in the pit he saw a mouse who was
caught in the quicksand and who was shouting: "Help! Help! Save
me!"
The elephant responded: "Hang on Mr Mouse, I'll save you!" and he
threw his enormous penis out to the mouse and said, "Grab on, Mr
Mouse, I'll drag you out" and so he dragged the mouse out of the
quicksand and saved his life, for which the mouse was very
grateful and said, "If ever you are in trouble, I'll help you!"
the elephant nodded disbelievingly and wandered off again.
Many months later, the mouse was strolling through the jungle
when he heard a very loud, deep, shouting coming from a quicksand
pit. So he ran over to the pit and in it he saw the elephant
drowning in the quicksand shouting: "Help! Help! Save me!"
the mouse yelled out to the elephant: "Hang on Mr Elephant! I'll
save you!" and he scuttled off into the bushes. A few seconds
later, with an sick roar, an ugly gray old Landrover came
screaming to a halt in the clearing and the mouse jumped out from
behind the driver's seat, tied a rope to the Landrover and threw
the other end of the rope to the elephant and dragged him out of
the quicksand.
The moral of the story is that if you have a Landrover, you
don't need a big penis.
Tom
62 88 Regular
67 109 NADA x2
79 Lightweight
95 D1 R380
95 D90 300tdi R380
97 D1 ZF
Four wheel drive allows you to get stuck
in places even more inaccessible.
4WD Extreme Member
^^^^
That story went and ended where I never expected it to.
97 Discovery 5spd (The Commuter)
00 Discovery (The Grocery Getter)
4WD Extreme Member
I can't take credit for it (or should I say I refuse to?), it's from the LRO mailing list in '95.
It did help explain to my wife why I've always driven Land Rovers though. Luckily she says, "You know I love you anyway."
Tom
62 88 Regular
67 109 NADA x2
79 Lightweight
95 D1 R380
95 D90 300tdi R380
97 D1 ZF
Four wheel drive allows you to get stuck
in places even more inaccessible.
4WD Extreme Member
Great responses guys! LOL for each!
Brockflock
Disco I SD '99 Stock 144k mi. New stock suspension, new steering box, new rear shaft joints, Cooper Discovery ATR's and announcing a totally redone set of heads. May 2013: Brakes converted to Defender style: Calipers, stainless flex lines, drilled, slotted and vented rotors. Stops like it hit a wall when you stand on them now!
12-2016 update: Coopers are done. Michelin Defender LTXs on the way!
4WD Extreme Member
pretty funny lol
1997 D1 6" lift 33" bumpers, glasspack ,HID's
comming soon Sliders, toy conversion,35"s
4WD Extreme Member
HAHAHAHA!! Yeah I used to work at UHaul, some folks are a bit uptight!
Aaron
"Life is to be lived.If you have to support yourself, you had bloddy well better find some way that is going to be interesting....And you don't do that by sitting around wondering about yourself"
-Katherine Hepburn
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